Freud tells me that the turnip's problems stem from an underdeveloped superego. He suggested I try to broaden the turnip's horizons using film. So today, I showed him (the turnip, not Freud) the 1986 Oliver Stone film, Platoon. He said he found it disturbing, but now he could see why it was wrong to steal my fajitas.
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