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#53
Day 53
The road is covered in cake icing
The road is covered in cake icing The turnip asked me why the road was covered in cake icing. I laughed and said, "Why, that's not cake icing, you sil...
#52
Day 52
Shine on you crazy turnip
Shine on you crazy turnip He is in there. He's in the hanging basket, next to some plums. That lamp is in my garden, by the way, next to the pond. Tod...
#51
Day 51
Turnip finds social critique in ice-bubbles
Turnip finds social critique in ice-bubbles It's very cold here at the moment, due to the temperature. We found a plant pot with bubbles in the ice. "...
#50
Day 50
Who's that behind the curtain?
Who's that behind the curtain? Mr Rumdoodle is behind the curtain. He has been living there for about seven years. If anyone ventures too close, he pu...
#49
Day 49
A country stroll
A country stroll The turnip and I went for a walk near my house. After an exhausting climb up a hill, he suggested we take a photo. "Good idea," I sai...
#48
Day 48
Turnip's ladle-car
Turnip's ladle-car I am encouraging the turnip to get out and about on his own, but with no legs, he does get sore underneath. Which is unpleasant. So...
#47
Day 47
Leaping from Planet Turnip
Leaping from Planet Turnip The turnip was back in space today. He told me that whilst orbiting the Sun, he felt a light impact on his head. He wasn't...
#46
Day 46
Planet Turnip
Planet Turnip After the turnip saw the NASA Kitchen Orbiter go overhead, he asked me what space was like. "How should I know?" I said. "Go and have a...
#45
Day 45
The turnip is heavier than he appears
The turnip is heavier than he appears The turnip accompanied me to the gym. As you can see, he's heavier than he looks. No wonder my jacket pocket is...
#44
Day 44
Push Turnip - Wait for Signal
Push Turnip - Wait for Signal We went into town today. I visited the dentist, the doctor's and a wizard. The turnip wanted to look at the crossing. A...
#43
Day 43
NASA photograph the turnip's fruit fort
NASA photograph the turnip's fruit fort I had an email from NASA. Apparently, they have a satellite orbiting my kitchen and they captured some images...
#42
Day 42
"None shall pass!" says Freud
"None shall pass!" says Freud I found the turnip today, nestling next to some unripe bananas. As I approached, Professor Freud popped up. "None shall...
#41
Day 41
My turnip disappears under mysterious circumstances
My turnip disappears under mysterious circumstances My turnip has gone missing. He was in the car following yesterday's photo and now he isn't. My onl...
#40
Day 40
Cosy evening, but in the day and in the road
Cosy evening, but in the day and in the road The turnip said he would like to spend a nice cosy evening indoors, but to do this outside on a public ro...
#39
Day 39
Somewhere in this turnip picture is a tree
Somewhere in this turnip picture is a tree The turnip and I went out for a walk. He wished to appear in a moody black and white picture of a tree. I s...
#38
Day 38
The turnip visits a gym
The turnip visits a gym Now he has recovered his spirits, I took the turnip to the gym. He wanted to know what one does with dumbbells. "You pick them...
#37
Day 37
We give thanks for Captain America: The Winter Vegetable
We give thanks for Captain America: The Winter Vegetable The turnip seems happier. He reminded me that we have not given thanks for the Captain Americ...
#36
Day 36
Testing the turnip's mood using the Chutney Proximity Test
Testing the turnip's mood using the Chutney Proximity Test Today, I tested to see if the therapy had been successful. I used a standard psychological...
#35
Day 35
Controversial therapy using the Corkscrew of Damocles
Controversial therapy using the Corkscrew of Damocles I feel the turnip is improving, but I asked Dr Scave (see Feb 11th) if there was one more treatm...
#34
Day 34
The turnip and the Pond of Destiny
The turnip and the Pond of Destiny The advert in my car (Feb 9th) generated 804 responses, all from the same person: a market gardener called Fingal S...
#33
Day 33
As night begins to fall, I seek help
As night begins to fall, I seek help There's no doubt that the turnip is in a state. He is indifferent to snow and to a film featuring Scarlett Johann...
#32
Day 32
Captain America: The Winter Vegetable
Captain America: The Winter Vegetable In an effort to make the turnip a bit more enthusiastic about life, I thought we would watch an action film. So...
#31
Day 31
The first time the turnip saw snow
The first time the turnip saw snow There was a light dusting of snow this morning. I took the turnip outside to see it. I thought he would be excited...
#30
Day 30
I consult Xiuhtecuhtli
I consult Xiuhtecuhtli I suspect that the turnip has been indulging in strange practices. I consulted the Aztec fire god, Xiuhtecuhtli. His spirit inh...