The turnip and the Pond of Destiny

The advert in my car (Feb 9th) generated 804 responses, all from the same person: a market gardener called Fingal Scave. Fingal advised that the turnip needed a 'near-death experience' to shake him out of hi malaise. So this afternoon, I dangled him above the Pond of Destiny. He said, "YEEAAARGGH! PLEASE DON'T DROP ME!" I think that's a good sign.

#morning #saturday #february