It started by being attacked by a squirrel (charged me while I was filling the bird feeder), than it was running around flipping fuses to turn off some lights (heavens forbid that the lights have a switch), and than moved onto an hour long Customer Support Chat trying to downgrade my TV package (yes lady, I really do only want these five stations).
My day ended, however, with a bit of seasonal good news: the local Fry Truck (now branded as the Burger Wagon) has their menu posted and looks to be up and running soon enough.