turnip

Jan 12th, 2018

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Day 5 Jan 12th, 2018

For sale

I am selling the turnip. I have placed an ad on the popular selling site, 'Gumtree'. My asking price is £478. The description reads: "This tu...

Jan 11th, 2018

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Day 4 Jan 11th, 2018

Destination: Turnip

Because I've been thinking all day about the turnip, I got confused when I was entering my journey into the satnav. The satnav sug...

Jan 10th, 2018

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Day 3 Jan 10th, 2018

Research 1

I decided to research the turnip by reading 'Tarzan, Lord of the Jumble' (title is misleading, it's set in a forest). On p113, Tarzan fight...

Jan 9th, 2018

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Day 2 Jan 9th, 2018

Disappointment

What I really wanted to buy yesterday was a baboon. My plan was to teach it to guard the shed from bad people. But then I thought a tur...

Jan 8th, 2018

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Day 1 Jan 8th, 2018

Acquisition

Today, I bought a turnip. I had intended to buy it from Waitrose, but they had closed early due to a herring infestation. I went to Morris...