Half-Human

Nutt Well, I actually started with Half-Size 2, because I'd called the Oreos Half-Size and the week's titles have all been Half-Something. Then I typed Half-Human and started giggling, so I went with it.
You're right, half-size human would've been more PC. But not as funny, maybe?

Bruce You're right - it's funnier your way :-).

Nutt Thanks @craig ! I was about to start breaking things in half just to keep going ;)