“Take a nice photo of your daughter for Facebook”

Junior Olympics. Day 4 of 5. One medal. Hot.

When the wife takes a photo of the kid, but there is a white truck in the background, and the light is all wrong, and you point these things out, and she says, alright, then you take one, but her head should be tilted just like before and her expression should be the same, because it was perfect. And you take ten photos, some great, some less great, and the kid is ready to bite your head off, and none of it is good enough.