This site uses cookies to deliver the best possible experience. Learn more.

#turnip

48 photos
0 followers
turnip
0
Day 53
The road is covered in cake icing
The turnip asked me why the road was covered in cake icing. I laughed and said, "Why, that's not cake icing, you sil...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 52
Shine on you crazy turnip
He is in there. He's in the hanging basket, next to some plums. That lamp is in my garden, by the way, next to the pond. Tod...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 51
Turnip finds social critique in ice-bubbles
It's very cold here at the moment, due to the temperature. We found a plant pot with bubbles in the ice. "...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 50
Who's that behind the curtain?
Mr Rumdoodle is behind the curtain. He has been living there for about seven years. If anyone ventures too close, he pu...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 49
A country stroll
The turnip and I went for a walk near my house. After an exhausting climb up a hill, he suggested we take a photo. "Good idea," I sai...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 48
Turnip's ladle-car
I am encouraging the turnip to get out and about on his own, but with no legs, he does get sore underneath. Which is unpleasant. So...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 46
Planet Turnip
After the turnip saw the NASA Kitchen Orbiter go overhead, he asked me what space was like. "How should I know?" I said. "Go and have a...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 45
The turnip is heavier than he appears
The turnip accompanied me to the gym. As you can see, he's heavier than he looks. No wonder my jacket pocket is...
0 comments
turnip
1
Day 44
Push Turnip - Wait for Signal
We went into town today. I visited the dentist, the doctor's and a wizard. The turnip wanted to look at the crossing. A...
1 comment
turnip
3
Day 43
NASA photograph the turnip's fruit fort
I had an email from NASA. Apparently, they have a satellite orbiting my kitchen and they captured some images...
3 comments
turnip
0
Day 42
"None shall pass!" says Freud
I found the turnip today, nestling next to some unripe bananas. As I approached, Professor Freud popped up. "None shall...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 41
My turnip disappears under mysterious circumstances
My turnip has gone missing. He was in the car following yesterday's photo and now he isn't. My onl...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 40
Cosy evening, but in the day and in the road
The turnip said he would like to spend a nice cosy evening indoors, but to do this outside on a public ro...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 39
Somewhere in this turnip picture is a tree
The turnip and I went out for a walk. He wished to appear in a moody black and white picture of a tree. I s...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 38
The turnip visits a gym
Now he has recovered his spirits, I took the turnip to the gym. He wanted to know what one does with dumbbells. "You pick them...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 36
Testing the turnip's mood using the Chutney Proximity Test
Today, I tested to see if the therapy had been successful. I used a standard psychological...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 35
Controversial therapy using the Corkscrew of Damocles
I feel the turnip is improving, but I asked Dr Scave (see Feb 11th) if there was one more treatm...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 33
As night begins to fall, I seek help
There's no doubt that the turnip is in a state. He is indifferent to snow and to a film featuring Scarlett Johann...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 32
Captain America: The Winter Vegetable
In an effort to make the turnip a bit more enthusiastic about life, I thought we would watch an action film. So...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 31
The first time the turnip saw snow
There was a light dusting of snow this morning. I took the turnip outside to see it. I thought he would be excited...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 30
I consult Xiuhtecuhtli
I suspect that the turnip has been indulging in strange practices. I consulted the Aztec fire god, Xiuhtecuhtli. His spirit inh...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 29
I'm not sure what's happening in this picture either.
Once again, I returned home to find the turnip engaged in celery-related activity with a plastic...
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 28
I'm not sure what's happening in this picture
I heard noises from my office, went in, and witnessed this scene. I asked the turnip what was going on....
0 comments
turnip
0
Day 27
Nostalgia
Today I went to the same supermarket that I bought the turnip from. I saw some other turnips. I felt nostalgic for the days when I didn't ha...
0 comments
Load more…
Terms of Use Privacy Policy Changelog
Made with love in Bialystok, Poland. © 2014-2024 by High on Pixels.
No likes
Delete photo
This photo and all its comments will be deleted immediately. You can’t undo this action.