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Day 1
Acquisition
Today, I bought a turnip. I had intended to buy it from Waitrose, but they had closed early due to a herring infestation. I went to Morris...
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Day 52
Shine on you crazy turnip
He is in there. He's in the hanging basket, next to some plums. That lamp is in my garden, by the way, next to the pond. Tod...
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Day 27
Nostalgia
Today I went to the same supermarket that I bought the turnip from. I saw some other turnips. I felt nostalgic for the days when I didn't ha...
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Day 38
The turnip visits a gym
Now he has recovered his spirits, I took the turnip to the gym. He wanted to know what one does with dumbbells. "You pick them...
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Day 4
Destination: Turnip
Because I've been thinking all day about the turnip, I got confused when I was entering my journey into the satnav. The satnav sug...
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Day 8
Hand of the King
The hand in the picture belongs to my boss. He has long fingers because he is the King of Denmark, Hraflag XIV. That hand could comma...
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Day 26
Turnip has a spot of lunch
Today, the turnip and I went into town to post our thank you letters and have a spot of lunch. We were served by an amusing...
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Day 41
My turnip disappears under mysterious circumstances
My turnip has gone missing. He was in the car following yesterday's photo and now he isn't. My onl...
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Day 46
Planet Turnip
After the turnip saw the NASA Kitchen Orbiter go overhead, he asked me what space was like. "How should I know?" I said. "Go and have a...
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Day 48
Turnip's ladle-car
I am encouraging the turnip to get out and about on his own, but with no legs, he does get sore underneath. Which is unpleasant. So...
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Day 9
Research 2
Now that the turnip has a face, I wondered if a brain could be added. According to Wikipedia, this is possible. It would be nice if the tur...
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Day 12
Brain surgery
Following my appeal for help (January 17th), Chichester District Council received over 250 calls offering advice, many from qualified ne...
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Day 19
Education through film 2
The turnip's education continues. Today we watched Kielowski's classic, "Three Colours Blue". I asked him to imagine he was J...
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Day 29
I'm not sure what's happening in this picture either.
Once again, I returned home to find the turnip engaged in celery-related activity with a plastic...
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Day 33
As night begins to fall, I seek help
There's no doubt that the turnip is in a state. He is indifferent to snow and to a film featuring Scarlett Johann...
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#39
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Day 39
Somewhere in this turnip picture is a tree
The turnip and I went out for a walk. He wished to appear in a moody black and white picture of a tree. I s...
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Day 47
Leaping from Planet Turnip
The turnip was back in space today. He told me that whilst orbiting the Sun, he felt a light impact on his head. He wasn't...
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Day 49
A country stroll
The turnip and I went for a walk near my house. After an exhausting climb up a hill, he suggested we take a photo. "Good idea," I sai...
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Day 5
For sale
I am selling the turnip. I have placed an ad on the popular selling site, 'Gumtree'. My asking price is £478. The description reads: "This tu...
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Day 10
Cry for help
I need help finding a suitable brain for the turnip, so I have put a notice in the window of my car. I think that using the King of Denma...
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Day 18
Thank you, Oliver
The turnip asked if we could thank Oliver Stone for writing and directing 'Platoon'. I thought a good way of thanking him would be t...
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Day 23
Salad dilemma
I prepared a nice salad for me and the turnip: chicken, apple, walnuts, beetroot, apple, celery and various baby leaves. It was deliciou...
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Day 28
I'm not sure what's happening in this picture
I heard noises from my office, went in, and witnessed this scene. I asked the turnip what was going on....
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Day 40
Cosy evening, but in the day and in the road
The turnip said he would like to spend a nice cosy evening indoors, but to do this outside on a public ro...
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