turnip

Feb 7th, 2018

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Day 31 Feb 7th, 2018

The first time the turnip saw snow

There was a light dusting of snow this morning. I took the turnip outside to see it. I thought he would be excited...

Feb 10th, 2018

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Day 34 Feb 10th, 2018

The turnip and the Pond of Destiny

The advert in my car (Feb 9th) generated 804 responses, all from the same person: a market gardener called Fingal S...

Feb 12th, 2018

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Day 36 Feb 12th, 2018

Testing the turnip's mood using the Chutney Proximity Test

Today, I tested to see if the therapy had been successful. I used a standard psychological...

Feb 13th, 2018

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Day 37 Feb 13th, 2018

We give thanks for Captain America: The Winter Vegetable

The turnip seems happier. He reminded me that we have not given thanks for the Captain Americ...

Feb 11th, 2018

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Day 35 Feb 11th, 2018

Controversial therapy using the Corkscrew of Damocles

I feel the turnip is improving, but I asked Dr Scave (see Feb 11th) if there was one more treatm...